Dear People Smoking Pot in the Park
Guess what? I see you and I don’t care about what you’re doing. You seem to be preoccupied with making sure I don’t see what you’re doing and I think I’m being pretty obvious that I don’t care. I mean, I’m not shooting daggers with my eyes at you; or looking your way and sighing […]
My Mom’s Computer Died, Then My Head Exploded
For years I have fielded calls from my mom about her digital camera, cell phone, computer, microwave, VCR, blender…you get the idea. Ninety-nine percent of the time it’s user error. Moms and technology just don’t mix. I realize that sounds stereotypical, but it is what it is. Sorry Moms everywhere.
Today I ate a donut
I pass the coffee bar on the way to my desk every day and today, a Friday, some anonymous coworker was cruel kind enough to bring donuts to work. I had no intention of eating a donut. I had a very healthy yogurt breakfast in my bag. So what did I do when I saw […]
Why, Tom Brokaw? Why
I’ve never really liked Tom Brokaw, or any newscaster for that matter, but now I really don’t like Tom Brokaw and here’s why.
Spaghetti Western
“Funny thing about weekends when you’re unemployed. They don’t mean quite so much. ‘Sept you get to hang out with your workin’ friends.” – Les Claypool